This is thanks to Hatman.

"Gee, for a fat girl, ya shore don't sweat much!"

"Is that a mirror on yer pants? Ah think ah kin see mahself in 'em!"

"Would you help me find my lost dog? I think it wandered into this here cheep MO-tel room..."

"Ah may look lahk Barney Rubble, but ah bet ah kin make your bed rock!"

"You've got sech purty eyes! Yer mama musta had sex with a carrot, din't she!"

"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 women went down on the Titanic, you know..."

(said rapidly)Tickle y'ass with a feather? (What?) I said, "Typically nasty weather."

"Did you just sit in a water puddle, or is you just happy to see me?"

"I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?"

"Dang it! I just crapped my pants. Kin I get into yours?

"Do you like magic? (Yes or No) "I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand."

"Roses is red, violets is blue, I has warts, and so will you."

"Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue."

"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators. I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

"So, you wanna get laid, eh? Crawl up a chicken's butt and wait awhile."

"If you wuz a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) "Then how about 69? I'm sure you can offer 69."

"Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!"

"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu."

"Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up, because when I saw you my heart stopped!"

(Holds out dime)"Got two nipples for a dime?"

(In bad Russki accent)"Are you Natasha, my contact?"

"You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me."

"It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one that tripped me!"

"Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yeah. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself:) "Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!"

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

"You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!"

"Ah'd suck a fart out'n yer butt and hold it like a bong hit."

Put a pen and a $100 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the c-note and the pen. Rip the bill in half and write your number on one half. Give the intended the other half, then say, "Call me tonight so we can figure out how to spend that money," and walk away.

(Rub her forehead) "Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?"

"Mah name is Justin. Justincredible."

"Hey, there. I've got a question for you. You know what the speed limit of sex is?" (no) "68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!"

"Was yo daddy a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took a couple of fine hams and shoved dem down the back of yo' dress!"

"I can tell just by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...bad!"

"If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you."

(shake cell; mutter, look at it angrily) "There is something wrong with my cell phone." (grin) "It doesn't have your number in it."

"Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you."

Frankie